Today I am submitting my Doritos Commercial for the Doritos Crash the Superbowl. I can’t wait to show you my submission. What is third base? This question sparked a major debate last night at a dinner party I attended. I grew a beard this week. It’s much thicker than I expected around my chin. The [...]
11/16/2011
Funeral Mishap
I recently attended a funeral for the father of a close friend. It was extremely sad, because he died unexpectedly. And, it was extremely happy because he lived a great life. I cried. I laughed. I pondered life and death. I even sent a few tweets as an attempt to distract my mind from a [...]
11/14/2011
3 Not So Bahahaaad Photos
Soccer for extreme beginners. The most sexually frustrated goat on Planet Earth. 70% Limo, 30% Tank? Feel free to leave your own captions!
11/11/2011
Hello my name is:
If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve never had to wear one of these eco-friendly name-tag stickers, then you are not an American Citizen. And if you’ve never used that small blank canvas and a Sharpie as a means to get a cheap laugh, then you’re definitely not Tyler Stanton, my friend Nate [...]
11/09/2011
Don’t Not Talk to Strangers
Something that I’ll never forget about the Atlanta Marathon (Yes, I’m still bragging about it) that I ran two weeks ago is this: There were lots of strangers cheering for me. There were kids, adults, and even security volunteers yelling at us along the way. “Keep going – You can do this!” Some people even [...]
11/21/2011
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