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My friend David always talks about his torture chamber idea – it’s a room that isn’t high enough for you to stand up all the way, but isn’t wide enough for you to sit down.  Yeah, that’s miserable.  But, what about when you’re introducing your new friends and you only remember 4 out of their 5 names?

If this has never happened to you, it will.  So, here are some outs:

- say all of their names except for the guy you can’t remember, and act as though it was an accident.  Then, hopefully, someone will chime in with, “what about John?” At this point laugh innocently.

or

Don’t introduce anyone.  Simply talk to the guy who just walked up.  If you rush the conversation enough, your friends will still be standing there and you can explain by saying, “Sorry, I didn’t introduce you.  I forgot that guy’s name” (DON”T DO THIS IF YOU ALREADY USED THE GUYS NAME)

or

Have celebrity name in your back pocket such as “Barack Obama” that you can use as a joke.  I wouldn’t advise using my example if the guy your forgot is the only black guy standing there.

or

- Just pick a random name.  Usually you’ll get a reaction from from your friends like “Who’s that?” Now use the line, “Wha’d I say?”  You can trick everyone into figuring out for you which name you left out.

or

Give the guy you don’t remember a cool nickname like, “razzle dazzle” or “champion chip” (make sure you wink at him as if he should have known it was coming)

What other “outs” are their?