I have a theory about mexican food:  Every entree is a just a different arrangment of the same 6 ingredients.  That’s why I invented this gome:

Mexican Roulette

• Go to a Mexican restaurant.
• Order chips and queso.
• Only look at the menu long enough to know how high the numbers go.
• Pick a number between 1 and that number.
• Tell the waiter that’s the number you want.
• Eat whatever he brings you.
• Laugh at your friend who ended up with a single tomato with cheese on top

Trust me.  It’s a much more painless way to deal with a menu that is nothing more than a confusing list of 50 ways to combine 5 different entree items.

Cinco De Mayo Homework: Play it tonight, and send me a picture of your entree and one of your facial expression when it arrived.  I’m serious.

send your pics to makemelaugh@trippcrosby.com