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Getting Gas

07/21/2009

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I never notice that I’m out of gas until I’m late somewhere, and pumping it just isn’t the quick and easy process that I always hope for. I can zap the P-RAM on my Mac, but I still can’t find the start button on a gas pump without first pressing a few stickers. Then, somehow [...]

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Who’s the man?

04/21/2009

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I checked a 65 pound bag yesterday, and this was my conversation with Anthony Jackson, the Delta ticket counter attendant. AJ: Sir, the limit for you bag is 50 pounds. ME: Yeah, I know.  I’ve thought this through. MY BRAIN:  I can’t believe I was able to pack everything in one bag.  I have such [...]

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