Tripp Crosby Blog

The first thing you need to know is that my dog, Jeff, only poops on concrete.  He never uses the grass, the pinestraw, or the dirt like the other normal dogs.  And when you live in the city, you know more about your dog’s poop than your own.  Not a single one happens that you’re [...]

80% of why I want to be your friend is directly related to how much I enjoy conversation with you. I’m an enthusiast. Lately, I’ve noticed not everyone is actually good at it, and I’d like to offer some helpful advice on how to improve. TIP #1: Don’t be a conversational narcissist. This is the [...]

It happens 87% of the time. A guy and a girl start off as strictly friends,  and eventually one starts feeling more romantic/sexual interest than the other. I think women like having conversations with me but can’t get over how I smell like printer ink when I sweat.  Just a theory. I do know for [...]

You’re the only one Daily that I need You’re the only one Daily I long to squeeze Without you my poor head Becomes extremely waxy I look like a different person One who drives a taxi Or if, even worse I go two or more days without My head looks freshly birthed like I literally [...]

A few weeks ago my friend Ben asked me to help him on a project. This is a true story. He needed me to be an on camera comic host for a Bat Mitzvah he was shooting.  ”You’ll be perfect” Ben said.  ”I don’t have a lot to pay you, but you won’t want to [...]