Rapid Jokes I 6-17

Here’s how it works:
I throw out a topic.  You tweet* your best original joke.  Then I post the best ones on my blog.

Here are the top 15 jokes** of the week.

Clear Pants

• You’d be crazy to wear those – I can clearly see you’re nuts. - @jaredhollier
• Do these pants make my butt look hairy? - @codygascho
• Is that a banana in your pocket or… nevermind.  I can clearly see it’s a banana - @trippcrosby

Literal Blind Date

• Have you heard Super 8 yet? - @AdamBuzard
• I think we should see other people - @mendmark
• It was love at first feeling each others face - @reubenbidez

Ikea

• is Swedish for how the #$%& do I put this together – @korosec
• the only place where you can Tokyo drift on your shopping cart -@bigpeej32
• I don’t know who sets those rooms up, but they have terrible taste in literature – @jaredHollier

Carpenter Jeans

• Are you tired of dressing casual and having no where to put your hammer?  No? You’re not? Dang.  I had a great product in mind.  - @trippcrosby
• The first time I wore carpenter jeans I was hooked – @reubenbidez
• What would Jesus wear?  - @benwasher

White People Trying to Act Mexican

• Hi I was wondering how much it would cost to get hydraulics on my smart car – @JaredHollier
• Why are we having Bible study in front of Home Depot Monday morning? – @ruebenbidez
• I’d love for my neighbors to explain this – twitpic @korosec

*this game is reason enough to join twitter if you haven’t already

**this was very difficult to do – there were at least 30 good ones in there

**and yes, I know I chose a few of mine.  I can do that.  It’s my blog.