As someone who’s written over 50 book reports, 30 letters, 31 envelops, 18 poems, 5 journals and 1 constitution let me give you a bit of advice on writing.
You don’t have to have a high school diploma to use college ruled paper.
(Also don’t worry about a diploma if your windshield advertises your car stereo.)
Never write in cursive if you foresee using a capital Q. No one knows that’s not a 2.
A number two pencil is not something thin you leave in the toilet.
If your pen stops working, try drawing a lot of circles really fast.
If your pencil stops working, try using a pen.
If that pen stops working, make a paper airplane.
If your airplane sucks, God doesn’t want you to be a writer.
05/11/2010
Seriously