1. Tyler quit his job and wrote a book. I’ve talked about making a short for almost 6 years.
2. Tyler and I get the same amount of laughs, but I tell 3 times as many jokes.
3. Everyday Tyler has okay hair. And then there’s me.
4. Tyler trained for a half-marathon behind his wife’s back so he could run a race with her as a surprise gift. I gave my sister a catchers mit for christmas.
5. Tyler’s head is a perfect sphere. Mine is shaped like a head.
6. Just realized that I’d rather have my head, so scratch that last one.
Tyler is better.
03/08/2010
Seriously