RSS

Women, please stop.

08/10/2009

lists, Seriously, Uncategorized

I’m not sexist, bitter, or even angry.  I’m just saying I wish women would stop the following.  It’s for your own good

Please stop:

- calling each other “chica”

- providing ratings to terrible tv programming

- saying “i need to loose weight” in front of other women who are clearly fatter.

- blaming the entire male race for the way you’ve been treated by a few jerks (who YOU chose to date)

- reading voyeuristic magazines

- playing professional basketball

- confusing confidence with arrogance when choosing men

- bragging about your farts

Thanks!

Share
  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Beaconhillnw Jim

    dude…well said…

  • http://www.akornphoto.com Andrew Kornylak

    cmon now show some love to my WNBA ladies. Nikki Blue, son!

  • Alex

    awesome. i laughed at each one.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/JoshAtkins JoshAtkins

    amen to the basketball thing.

  • Cadence

    Woah, asking me to give up my pro bballer career is crossing the line here….

  • nate

    also, stop having periods. those are gross.

  • http://daniellemcdade.com danimcdade

    "bragging about your farts"

    Hahahaha! I am pleased to say that none of my girl-friends do this. PTL!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/MarcoWill Marcus Williamson

    tru word man…

  • Jessica

    As a woman, I wish we would stop doing all those things too.

  • Julie

    wow, I was completely ready to be so annoyed with you. but you are so so right. (although to be fair I really don't have any beef with the WNBA, as I rarely even think about the fact that it exists). did that feed your arrogance? or was it confidence?

  • http://jamieleighwaddy.blogspot.com Jamie

    Umm….I dont know who Kimmlee is…but I like her! That was the best response ive ever read on a blog. period.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/trippcrosby trippcrosby

    I was waiting on your comment here.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/trippcrosby trippcrosby

    touche

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/trippcrosby trippcrosby

    I didn't even have to look to see who wrote this

  • Ben

    Best post yet

  • Rachel L

    Very nicely said. Perhaps 'Don't Be That Girl' sketches are in your future?

  • sara Ventura

    we should have a list for guys:
    Don't say dud more then 3 times in 30 seconds (unless your Hurley from "Lost")
    Don't count calories in front of women
    Don't put beauty before brains (a sharp wit lasts longer then looks-we take it to the grave)

  • http://jamieblooms.blogspot.com Jamie R.

    can we also stop calling each other "lady" and wearing wide belts directly under our boobs because "it's the tiniest part and should be highlighted"

  • http://www.intensedebate.com/people/kimmlee kimmlee

    So, if my chica and I were sitting in the locker room during half time of our WNBA game, reading Cosmo, telling our pudgy trainer how fat we are, and laughing cause one of us just blew tail, while scoping out our new coach who's a total DB, with Real Housewives of "Whatever" playing on tv in the back ground, you'd have an issue with us?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/kimmlee kimmlee

    Thanks, dude!

  • http://blog.harvestbiblefellowship.org/?p=2948 Links of the Week… « Straight Up

    [...] funny list of requests to [...]

  • http://www.yshwa4life.webs.com yshwa4life

    ROFL!

  • http://vivarabota.ru/ Vivarabota

    Hello Cool blog, lots of news and useful tips I found here to see prices keep it up
    http://vivarabota.ru/ – vivarabota.ru