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Dudes, stop.

08/11/2009

lists, Seriously

I hope you didn’t think I finished, because I was actually saving the best for last.  (I wish you knew how much easier this list was than yesterdays.)

Dudes, stop:

- calling each other “broseph”

- paying greedy Hollywood producers to close their eyes and make movies with lots of explosions.

- subtly putting shirtless photos of yourself into facebook

- getting upset when that psychotic girl (that YOU chose to make out with) keeps calling you and crying about how much she misses you.

- using racing stripes, ground effects, sub woofers, lifts, or tale pipes to impress women.  (or for any reason at all)

- confusing “fun” with “easy” when choosing a woman

- wearing sunglasses indoors

- bragging about recipes

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  • http://www.DeadlyViper.org mike foster

    crap. I was just getting ready to share my killer recipe for my green bean casserole. it’s amazing and almost as good as my special recipe for my beef stroganoff.

  • Gaskill Rascal

    tripp you need to pick up the pace on blogging. all these empty promises of lots in August. the gaskills stay entertained by tripp and tyler!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/trippcrosby trippcrosby

    "pick up the pace" as in "blog more often" or as in "your last two blogs were pretty mediocre"? Either way, I could not agree more. Good news: I'm back to blogging every day, and I'm hopeful that my content will only improve as I get warmed back up. Anything you'd like to see me write about?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/evdaddy evdaddy

    how about dudes need to stop wearing v-necks t-shirts with 7 long chest hairs sticking out.

  • Angela

    Love this entry! But can I add advice from a girl to all the "dudes?" Dudes, stop wearing jean shorts. This is completely unacceptable after the age of 12.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/MarcoWill Marcus Williamson

    I agree Big Time with the sunglasses inside. Not a Huge fan of those guys. Especially when its super dark. Might as well wear shades at night too!

  • GaskillRascal

    at least once a day….no, not knocking the content, just the frequency. just wanted you to know that we enjoy your blog and have even told some VA folks about it.

  • Mitch

    - subtly putting shirtless photos of yourself into facebook

    Broseph,

    Subtly, two of your first five Fbook picks have you shirtless. Just saying-