I just got back from a bus trip with Fee, and there are a few things I learned about being on tour with a rock band.
1. Sleeping on a bus is sort of like having a short mattress on top of a mechanical bull. A mechanical bull that’s moving 70 mph and being controlled by a guy who hasn’t slept for 32 hours.
2. Guys who play guitar for a living aren’t impressed by my ability to play the first two measures of “free fallin” the first 8 notes of “Jessica” or even the entire first verse of “Hold My Hand” In fact, I’m not even sure I got noticed.
3. Practicing Bass doesn’t result in a bad haircut. Those mullet/comb-overs are intentional.
4. Throwing TVs off balconies is also not impressive in real life. Especially when you don’t make it over the rail.
06/16/2009
lists, Seriously