Make me Laugh II.

05/15/2009

make me laugh

I need a caption for this photo I took yesterday.

bike

Best caption wins a 30 dollars,

AND a guest post on my blog,

AND an autographed glossy of Tyler Stanton with all of his contact information

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  • http://www.thepewview.com Milan Ford

    don’t ask.

  • http://andrewwillispeters.blogspot.com/ Andrew “Willis” Peters

    The poor seat had had his fill of sweaty asses, and just couldn’t take it anymore. Suffocation was his only way out…or so he thought. Poor guy.

  • Ben

    Due to constant hemorrhoids and communal bike sharing, everyone requires Tyler to bag the seat for his morning paper route.

  • http://cjsmiller.blogspot.com Chris Miller

    Most people find it best to cover the butt on the seat. Some just cover the seat.

  • Andrew

    “Remember to always use protection.”

  • http://andrewwillispeters.blogspot.com/ Andrew “Willis” Peters

    The seat had had his fill of sweaty butts, and just couldn’t take it anymore. Suffocation was the only answer…or so he thought. Poor guy.

  • Jacob

    The saddest plastic bag ever. *Cue Charlie Brown walking away music*

  • Todd Yarkins

    Neil was so jazzed about the new bike seat he got at Ingles that he missed an important step.

  • http://makestatements.blogspot.com/ Jefferson

    New bike seat. $15.
    Riding on it while still in the bag. Priceless.

  • http://www.thepewview.com Milan Ford

    if you think that’s funny – you should see my jeans.

  • Blake

    Gently used bike for sale (water proof seat included)

  • http://www.goofyfootfilms.com Nick Sammons

    My brother Timmy somehow figured out how to ride my bike before he finished potty training. I think I’m just going to give it to him.

  • Angie

    Depend diapers are too expensive.

  • BJ

    I’m practicing “Safe Bicycling”

  • stacey

    Just try it Mr. Birdie!

  • http://itsmandyc.wordpress.com itsmandyc

    A. This was the special bike in the front of the lot that no one was ever actually allowed to sit on, it was reserved “for company only”.

    (aside) Grandma is still angry that the family Bible was removed from the basket.

    B. Leroy learned from his mama, always cover the furniture… that hair product stains!

  • Ben

    Ass Protektor™ included on all front basket models.

  • http://trippcrosby.com Tripp

    So “Willis”….. you had and idea, posted it, then read my blog on cussing, and then reposted? Bless your heart.

  • http://andrewwillispeters.blogspot.com/ Andrew “Willis” Peters

    Come on now. Are you that ashamed of your seat that you have to put a bag over it?

  • http://trippcrosby.com Tripp

    Appreciate the alias Tyler, but you do realize your picture remained right? Oh, and you are automatically disqualified since you always win contests that give away autographed glossies of yourself.

  • Ben

    I know you always appreciate the edgy but sometimes acceptable cuss words for christians.

  • Ben

    Am I posting too much?

  • Ben

    That was my last time. Promise.

  • http://andrewwillispeters.blogspot.com/ Andrew “Willis” Peters

    I know it’s easy to assume, but are we sure there’s even a seat under there?

  • Kate

    What was once “redneck” is now “economically resourceful”

  • nate

    is that handlebar reflector to keep helicopters from landing on it at night?

  • http://www.bradruggles.com Brad Ruggles

    After years of serving as Tyler’s bicycle seat, the seat had finally had enough and ended it’s misery by suffocating itself with a bag over it’s head. Many wondered why it didn’t happen sooner.

  • http://bryanallain.com/blog bryan a

    Worst part is, that’s actually a paper bag.

  • Blake

    Just moments after Judy got hit with the Humanoid Dehydrator SS9 weapon

  • Kurush

    Do you believe in life after love?

  • http://somekindofrandom.blogspot.com Sara

    Just incase i don’t make it in time…

  • nicole vasko

    Obviously, the owner of this bike isn’t too concerned about “going green”…plastic bags…

  • nicole vasko

    hopefully no hungry sea turtles stumble across this bike in the parking lot. plastic bags kill!!!!!!

  • http://www.pdymblog.com Jason

    The H2O seat protector; it’s just like the female condom, but with our product we can guarantee you wont get pregnant!

  • http://davidarmin.wordpress.com David Robertson

    “Shotgun!”
    “Okay, but don’t get your wet bathing suit on my brand new leather seat,” said the schizophrenic paperboy.

  • http://davidarmin.wordpress.com David Robertson

    Months after E.T. left, Elliot came down with something we really haven’t been able to explain yet.

  • http://www.goofyfootfilms.com Nick Sammons

    Little known fact, Tripp strangulates all bikes that are not green tricycles.

  • http://davidarmin.wordpress.com David Robertson

    Bryce left the plastic on the screen of his blackberry too.

  • Adam Hilderbrandt

    Sorry bicycle seat, I ran out of toilet paper.

  • http://www.ericseddyfications.typepad.com Eric Bramlett

    Has anybody seen my toupee?

  • http://kateenglish.wordpress.com K

    Because the short buses windows don’t work.

  • Kyle S

    It’s just a distraction to the fact that it’s in a handicap spot. Handicapped my A! That’s a 10-speed!

  • http://www.stevansheets.com Stevan

    Hey, it’s cheaper than buying Immodium AD every time you ride to the Corner Mart to eat a couple Chili-Cheese Dogs.

  • http://www.sendoutcards.com/home Lawrence

    When an adult diaper just isn’t enough.

  • Blake

    Hey Look Handicap people, my legs actually work.

  • http://patrickpizzaparty.blogspot.com Patrick

    rain bum sac wette, bicyclette

  • john risse

    “Crappy” shot of a bicycle with the owner shopping at Kroger for incontinence devices after eating four chili dogs, with onions, at the Varsity.

  • http://www.DeadlyViper.org mike foster

    The Butt Sham Wow

  • http://www.tylerthigpen.com Thigpen

    North Platte, Nebraska

  • http://writingonnapkins.wordpress.com Amber

    Giving away a guest post on your blog should be the topic of your next post…or Jon’s.

  • Thor

    Buck’s Journal: Had tu ride bike today. Truck aint startin. http://tinyurl.com/rxmcsv

  • Aaron

    This is a plastic bag on a bicycle seat. Duh.

  • mattg

    i’m late on this…
    And I should probably use my filter… oh well

    CAPTION: A prop used in the film “Safe Sex & Sir MixAlot: I like BIG BUTTS.”

    There I said it.

  • Joseph M.

    I'm having second thoughts about the "Self-adminstered prostate examination equipment for someone on the go" ad I responded to on craigslist.