Make me Laugh II.

don’t ask.

The poor seat had had his fill of sweaty asses, and just couldn’t take it anymore. Suffocation was his only way out…or so he thought. Poor guy.

Due to constant hemorrhoids and communal bike sharing, everyone requires Tyler to bag the seat for his morning paper route.

Most people find it best to cover the butt on the seat. Some just cover the seat.

“Remember to always use protection.”

The seat had had his fill of sweaty butts, and just couldn’t take it anymore. Suffocation was the only answer…or so he thought. Poor guy.

The saddest plastic bag ever. *Cue Charlie Brown walking away music*

Neil was so jazzed about the new bike seat he got at Ingles that he missed an important step.

New bike seat. $15.
Riding on it while still in the bag. Priceless.

if you think that’s funny – you should see my jeans.

Gently used bike for sale (water proof seat included)

My brother Timmy somehow figured out how to ride my bike before he finished potty training. I think I’m just going to give it to him.

Depend diapers are too expensive.

I’m practicing “Safe Bicycling”

Just try it Mr. Birdie!

A. This was the special bike in the front of the lot that no one was ever actually allowed to sit on, it was reserved “for company only”.

(aside) Grandma is still angry that the family Bible was removed from the basket.

B. Leroy learned from his mama, always cover the furniture… that hair product stains!

Ass Protektor™ included on all front basket models.

So “Willis”….. you had and idea, posted it, then read my blog on cussing, and then reposted? Bless your heart.

Come on now. Are you that ashamed of your seat that you have to put a bag over it?

Appreciate the alias Tyler, but you do realize your picture remained right? Oh, and you are automatically disqualified since you always win contests that give away autographed glossies of yourself.

I know you always appreciate the edgy but sometimes acceptable cuss words for christians.

Am I posting too much?

That was my last time. Promise.

I know it’s easy to assume, but are we sure there’s even a seat under there?

What was once “redneck” is now “economically resourceful”

is that handlebar reflector to keep helicopters from landing on it at night?

After years of serving as Tyler’s bicycle seat, the seat had finally had enough and ended it’s misery by suffocating itself with a bag over it’s head. Many wondered why it didn’t happen sooner.

Worst part is, that’s actually a paper bag.

Just moments after Judy got hit with the Humanoid Dehydrator SS9 weapon

Do you believe in life after love?

Just incase i don’t make it in time…

Obviously, the owner of this bike isn’t too concerned about “going green”…plastic bags…

hopefully no hungry sea turtles stumble across this bike in the parking lot. plastic bags kill!!!!!!

The H2O seat protector; it’s just like the female condom, but with our product we can guarantee you wont get pregnant!

“Shotgun!”
“Okay, but don’t get your wet bathing suit on my brand new leather seat,” said the schizophrenic paperboy.

Months after E.T. left, Elliot came down with something we really haven’t been able to explain yet.

Little known fact, Tripp strangulates all bikes that are not green tricycles.

Bryce left the plastic on the screen of his blackberry too.

Sorry bicycle seat, I ran out of toilet paper.

Has anybody seen my toupee?

Because the short buses windows don’t work.

It’s just a distraction to the fact that it’s in a handicap spot. Handicapped my A! That’s a 10-speed!

Hey, it’s cheaper than buying Immodium AD every time you ride to the Corner Mart to eat a couple Chili-Cheese Dogs.

When an adult diaper just isn’t enough.

Hey Look Handicap people, my legs actually work.

rain bum sac wette, bicyclette

“Crappy” shot of a bicycle with the owner shopping at Kroger for incontinence devices after eating four chili dogs, with onions, at the Varsity.

The Butt Sham Wow

North Platte, Nebraska

Giving away a guest post on your blog should be the topic of your next post…or Jon’s.

Buck’s Journal: Had tu ride bike today. Truck aint startin. http://tinyurl.com/rxmcsv

This is a plastic bag on a bicycle seat. Duh.

i’m late on this…
And I should probably use my filter… oh well

CAPTION: A prop used in the film “Safe Sex & Sir MixAlot: I like BIG BUTTS.”

There I said it.

I'm having second thoughts about the "Self-adminstered prostate examination equipment for someone on the go" ad I responded to on craigslist.