A FEW MONTHS AGO…
One day in my car I was feeling really good about myself. I felt so good that I decided to practice ventriloquism in my rear view mirror as I sat in traffic.
“Hey, what are you talking about?” (in a high pitched muppet like voice)
“Hey, what are you talking about?”
“Hey, what… are.. you talking about?”
I said it over and over again, each time trying to move my lips less.
After I said it for the 32nd time, I looked down into my lap to find something terrible.
My phone.
Connected to my friend Mack.
It wasn’t even on speaker, and I could hear him laughing.
Me: Hello?
Mack: “what are you talking about” hahahaha
Me: You could hear that?
Mack: We all could.
Me: Who is “all”?
Mack: I’m over at Catalyst at a meeting. I have you on speaker.
Me: …
Mack: I guess you accidentally called me. What the heck are you doing?
Me: … if I tell you I’ll be even more embarrassed.






05/22/2009
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