Remember when the Sears Tower was the tallest building in the world? Now the tallest building is the Burj Dubai, and it’s over 80,000 centimeters tall.
When is this going to end? How tall will the final tallest building be?
What if they build one that actually reaches outer space? Too bad for the suicide jumper.
JUMPER: I hate my liiiiiiiiii…..@#$%! I’m floating.
Here’s what I want to know even more though: How tall was the first tallest building?
Was there a time when people travelled from all over and waited in long lines just to look out of a two story window?
DAD: Son, the sign says stand back.
KID: Look Dad, the people look like ants.
DAD: Those are ants.
TOURGUIDE: Ok gang, lets start making our way into the gift shop. I hope you have your tablet brochures with you, because you can use the bottom half as a coupon. I have a couple extra chisels if you forgot yours.
JACKASS: Hey Jim! See if you can draw my picture right when I jump so it looks like I’m falling out!
JIM: (leaning out window) Hold on Artiseus! I’m doing something. (he spits) One…. Dang! That was insane.
04/09/2009
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