Carpenter Jeans

03/26/2009

Can you imagine how confusing it would be for policemen if we all walked around wearing light blue shirts with badges every day?

Well now you know how carpenters felt in the year 1996.

Here are a few things I bet people said that year.

Guy who owns a hammer and likes to be in style: I don’t care how much these cost. I’ll take them!

Off-duty carpenter: All I had to do was change my shirt.

Tommy Hilfiger: @#$% yes!! a new place for our logo!

And here are a few things people are saying now.

Guy who owns a hammer and likes to be in style: Has anyone seen my hammer?

Guy still wearing carpenter jeans: Ey mayan, do these jeans match ‘is jersey?

Off-duty carpenter: Sorry I’m late. I had to completely change.

What’s next?

Hopefully astronaut shoes.

http://www.singwritelaughplay.wordpress.com dee dee

i just laughed out loud and read this to the other occupants of octane. nicely done, my friend.
http://tylerstanton.com Tyler

The guy who still wears them also wears Timberland boots and a gold chain.
http://www.heavenlyfruitsinc.com Jared Pursell

O.k., I guess I will go home and change.
Aaron

i’ll start wearing them again when they start combining them with skinny jeans.
http://dreednyc.com David

Trip! I didn’t know you had a blog going, but i’ve officially laughed out loud for the last 15 minutes reading through the archives.

and you’re right, it’s totally a better blog than tylers.

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