Half-prank

I wake up this morning to find this outside my door. I’m assuming it’s a practical joke.  But what was the payoff ?  Did someone in my bushes get a good laugh simply because I stared at Rourey (the half-man) with a confused look?

Rourey - half man, half prank

Or, was Rourey  some sort mechanical toilet paper throwing device that malfunctioned last night?

Maybe top-half Rourey is just a distraction.  Bottom-half Rourey is down stairs right now kicking over my stuff.

Aw man.  What if this is just all that’s left of a very sad mannequin who has spent his entire life going door to door looking for hugs?

I’ll bet Rourey is a bold message from someone that is trying to sell me on shirts made in Albuquerque.

No matter what,  it is important for whoever pulled this prank to know that they failed the “5 point prank test”  -  more to come on the 5PPT.