8 Tips on Writing (Not Typing)

As someone who’s written over 50 book reports, 30 letters, 31 envelops, 18 poems, 5 journals and 1 constitution let me give you a bit of advice on writing.

You don’t have to have a high school diploma to use college ruled paper.
(Also don’t worry about a diploma if your windshield advertises your car stereo.)

Never write in cursive if you foresee using a capital Q. No one knows that’s not a 2.

A number two pencil is not something thin you leave in the toilet.

If your pen stops working, try drawing a lot of circles really fast.

If your pencil stops working, try using a pen.

If that pen stops working, make a paper airplane.

If your airplane sucks, God doesn’t want you to be a writer.

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6 Responses to “8 Tips on Writing (Not Typing)”

  1. belle says:

    haha, that is true.

  2. belle says:

    I think that's the hardest I've laughed in a month… seriously. is that sad? or are you just that good?

  3. Cail says:

    Tripp! 1 Tip on Spelling:
    You're =/= your

  4. Fuzz says:

    Irony, right?

    If you’re pencil stops working, try using a pen.

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