Women, please stop.

I’m not sexist, bitter, or even angry.  I’m just saying I wish women would stop the following.  It’s for your own good

Please stop:

- calling each other “chica”

- providing ratings to terrible tv programming

- saying “i need to loose weight” in front of other women who are clearly fatter.

- blaming the entire male race for the way you’ve been treated by a few jerks (who YOU chose to date)

- reading voyeuristic magazines

- playing professional basketball

- confusing confidence with arrogance when choosing men

- bragging about your farts

Thanks!

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21 Responses to “Women, please stop.”

  1. yshwa4life says:
    08/19/2009 at 2:37 am

    ROFL!

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    08/14/2009 at 3:55 pm

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  3. kimmlee says:
    08/11/2009 at 12:35 am

    So, if my chica and I were sitting in the locker room during half time of our WNBA game, reading Cosmo, telling our pudgy trainer how fat we are, and laughing cause one of us just blew tail, while scoping out our new coach who's a total DB, with Real Housewives of "Whatever" playing on tv in the back ground, you'd have an issue with us?

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  4. Jamie R. says:
    08/11/2009 at 4:55 am

    can we also stop calling each other "lady" and wearing wide belts directly under our boobs because "it's the tiniest part and should be highlighted"

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  5. sara Ventura says:
    08/11/2009 at 3:52 am

    we should have a list for guys:
    Don't say dud more then 3 times in 30 seconds (unless your Hurley from "Lost")
    Don't count calories in front of women
    Don't put beauty before brains (a sharp wit lasts longer then looks-we take it to the grave)

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  6. Rachel L says:
    08/11/2009 at 3:02 am

    Very nicely said. Perhaps 'Don't Be That Girl' sketches are in your future?

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  7. Ben says:
    08/10/2009 at 9:45 pm

    Best post yet

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  8. Jamie says:
    08/11/2009 at 2:07 am

    Umm….I dont know who Kimmlee is…but I like her! That was the best response ive ever read on a blog. period.

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  9. Julie says:
    08/11/2009 at 1:11 am

    wow, I was completely ready to be so annoyed with you. but you are so so right. (although to be fair I really don't have any beef with the WNBA, as I rarely even think about the fact that it exists). did that feed your arrogance? or was it confidence?

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  10. Jessica says:
    08/11/2009 at 12:20 am

    As a woman, I wish we would stop doing all those things too.

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  11. Marcus Williamson says:
    08/10/2009 at 9:13 pm

    tru word man…

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  12. danimcdade says:
    08/10/2009 at 7:25 pm

    "bragging about your farts"

    Hahahaha! I am pleased to say that none of my girl-friends do this. PTL!

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  13. nate says:
    08/10/2009 at 5:37 pm

    also, stop having periods. those are gross.

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  14. JoshAtkins says:
    08/10/2009 at 2:41 pm

    amen to the basketball thing.

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  15. Alex says:
    08/10/2009 at 2:37 pm

    awesome. i laughed at each one.

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  16. Andrew Kornylak says:
    08/10/2009 at 2:34 pm

    cmon now show some love to my WNBA ladies. Nikki Blue, son!

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  17. Jim says:
    08/10/2009 at 2:23 pm

    dude…well said…

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