I hope you didn’t think I finished, because I was actually saving the best for last. (I wish you knew how much easier this list was than yesterdays.)
Dudes, stop:
- calling each other “broseph”
- paying greedy Hollywood producers to close their eyes and make movies with lots of explosions.
- subtly putting shirtless photos of yourself into facebook
- getting upset when that psychotic girl (that YOU chose to make out with) keeps calling you and crying about how much she misses you.
- using racing stripes, ground effects, sub woofers, lifts, or tale pipes to impress women. (or for any reason at all)
- confusing “fun” with “easy” when choosing a woman
- wearing sunglasses indoors
- bragging about recipes
- subtly putting shirtless photos of yourself into facebook
Broseph,
Subtly, two of your first five Fbook picks have you shirtless. Just saying-
I agree Big Time with the sunglasses inside. Not a Huge fan of those guys. Especially when its super dark. Might as well wear shades at night too!
Love this entry! But can I add advice from a girl to all the "dudes?" Dudes, stop wearing jean shorts. This is completely unacceptable after the age of 12.
how about dudes need to stop wearing v-necks t-shirts with 7 long chest hairs sticking out.
tripp you need to pick up the pace on blogging. all these empty promises of lots in August. the gaskills stay entertained by tripp and tyler!
"pick up the pace" as in "blog more often" or as in "your last two blogs were pretty mediocre"? Either way, I could not agree more. Good news: I'm back to blogging every day, and I'm hopeful that my content will only improve as I get warmed back up. Anything you'd like to see me write about?
at least once a day….no, not knocking the content, just the frequency. just wanted you to know that we enjoy your blog and have even told some VA folks about it.
crap. I was just getting ready to share my killer recipe for my green bean casserole. it’s amazing and almost as good as my special recipe for my beef stroganoff.