The following is a cassette tape recording of today’s blog post.
…and, that’s why one reason I’m glad CDs were invented!…
oops, this isn’t where I meant to start this [Rewind]
Why does my 2005 4Runner have a tape deck? Did Toyota realize that by 2001 tapes were only 4% of the market?
This part is boring. I want jokes. [FastForward]
Check out this video from…..
Whoa. That’s tomorrow’s post [Rewind]
First of all, the male spank can ONLY take place when…
Geesh. That’s an old post. Am I on the wrong side? [AutoReverse Button]
I can literally fart anywhere as long as one of my boys is around…
Tyler’s post from last week? [Eject - flip over - insert]
ALWAYS spank in public…
I’m really sorry about this. I think my new post is just right here. [FastForward]
No matter what, pretending that you’re willing and able to pay is the right thing to do.
That’s an even older post! How Is that possible? Oh. Wait. That’s right. It’s on AutoReverse. FastForward = Rewind [Rewind]
Tapes were hard to navigate. Remember the “auto-reverse” feature?
Yes! This is it.
Or the expensive tape decks that could detect the pause between songs? My dad actually had a stereo at home that had a severn teearrrp cchhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa (clicking noises)
Oh crap. Anybody have a pencil? I hate tapes.
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“Oh crap. Anybody have a pencil? I hate tapes.”
Oh the memories…”we built this city…”
EPIC!
You need a radio show. Seriously.
Strangely, I am carrying around a Houses of the Holy cassette in my pocket today for no apparent reason. Maybe it is planning to unspool itself unexplainably on the highway.