I have a theory about mexican food: Every entree is a just a different arrangment of the same 6 ingredients. That’s why I invented this gome:
Mexican Roulette
- Go to a Mexican restaurant.
- Order chips and queso.
- Only look at the menu long enough to know how high the numbers go.
- Pick a number between 1 and that number.
- Tell the waiter that’s the number you want.
- Eat whatever he brings you.
- Laugh at your friend who ended up with a single tomato with cheese on top
Trust me. It’s a much more painless way to deal with a menu that is nothing more than a confusing list of 50 ways to combine 5 different entree items.
Cinco De Mayo Homework: Play it tonight, and send me a picture of your entree and one of your facial expression when it arrived. I’m serious.
send your pics to makemelaugh@trippcrosby.com
Tags: cinco de mayo, gome, mexican, roulette
