Onesy: a public bathroom made for one person at a time. (usually found in starbucks or gas stations)
Is there anything worse than being the next in line for a onesy when the guy finishing up before you opens the door and releases an odor so thick your clothes get damp?
The answer is yes.
Even worse is when that person finishing up is you, and you didn’t realize there was a line forming outside the door.
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Better Hurry!
Mom, I already told you. I’m sorry I keep forgetting to come over and refill your toilet paper.
Equally bad: when you’ve been inside the onesy so long that people start knocking to check if there is actually a live person in there or if the door is just locked and you don’t have courage to utter, “Uh, I’m in here.”
Yes the only thing worse is when there is no toilet paper!!!!!!! ( or no lock on the door)
I love your Easter blog! I agree! Love you! MOM