Over the last 2 weeks I’ve had 4 people tell me they want to set me up on a date with someone. Fine, but here are my 2 requirements:
1. A picture in advance – ESPECIALLY if it’s a female who’s doing the “setting up”. My own mom can’t even get that part right.
“Hey Tripp, there is this really cute girl that my friend Sally knows. I want you to meet her. She’s on facebook.”
“Mom, that girl only has one leg!”
“Oh. I guess I didn’t notice that. But, she’s so sweet! And, I hear she’s a fun dancer”
“………….”
2. This survey:
Does Demetri Martin make you laugh?
Does Damon Wayons make you laugh?
Who would win in a debate between Jesus and God?
How many legs do you have?
Tags: dating
wait… so “only one leg” is a deal breaker?
Does she not use a prothesis?
To me, if she is confident enough to put up facebook pictures not hiding her disability… that’s an attractive quality.
Handyman- damon wayans. Brilliant/ I’m going to have mentally challenged kids for laughing at this.
What if I have three legs?
remember the hobo that damon wayans played on in living color? he carried around that pickle jar filled with the goods.
Those are the essentials. I also like the know whether or not Fireproof is her favorite movie.
In Response to your survey
1) Only if it makes you laugh
2) Damon Wayons as Major Payne is hands down one of the best performances I have ever seen. As part of Black History month I’m going back and watching all of Damon’s and even some of his brothers films.
3) What’s the debate about? The best Damon Wayon’s movie? hmmm….. Good question. Let’s talk about it over dessert.
4) How many legs do you want me to have?
See you on Friday!
Sally’s Friend.