01/11/2012

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Sh*t Nobody Says

Trying to put an end to the trend.

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12/24/2011

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The 1990 Sears Wishbook

Thanks to ebay I was able to get my hands on the single greatest periodical of all time.  Every year as a kid I would spend hours studying the pages of these as if my life depended on it.

Sure enough, over 20 years later I remember most of it.  Revisiting this masterpiece has been one of the highlights of my year.  After lots of “oh yeeeeahh, I remember that”‘s and a few “holy cow, people were like that?”s I’ve decided to share the joy.

Merry Christmas – here are a few things that might be fun to remember.

(don’t forget to look at page 2)

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12/12/2011

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Head Lines XV – Free Tix for a Little Advice

Tomorrow Night is my Improv Comedy Graduation Show – I’ve barely even mentioned this to my friends, because I’m not very confident it’s going to be good.  But, I’m open to giving 2 free tickets to a blog reader.  Anyone want them?  It’s going to be like a great episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway minus the good actors.  And don’t worry.  My friends don’t read my blog.

PLEASE HELP: I don’t know what to do when I approach a group of people that I would normal hug except for one.  Is it rude to avoid hugging that person after hugging every single other person?

Can’t sleep because I’m so excited about a post I’m working on – It’s a bunch of pictures from one of the greatest publications ever publicated.  I can only pray that you have as much fun looking at them as I did.

 

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12/09/2011

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Streaming Thoughts: My Caricature

Instead of writing my thoughts, I’m just going to list them as I stare at this caricature that I recently had made of myself. Who is this? Jason Priesley? He did get my neck right. And his signature. In the words of Tyler Stanton, “a black guy looks more like you than that” These never [...]

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12/05/2011

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Mall Photos

Here are a few photos I took while christmas shopping this weekend at the mall. Still in Love I love seeing older couples holding hands and sharing pants. Directory Typo This is what happens when we outsource to Asia. Microsoft Store Display Caption Please.

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